- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

the power to write comic books

to be able to see through doors... only when there open

The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

The power to smell people's moods

The power to stop time for 1 second

The power to die

Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

The ability to die on command.

The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The ability to police irony

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

The power to only drink liquids

The power to find pokemon attractive

Pointless Super Powers