The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to see out of the back of your head but never the front

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power to breathe

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

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the power to be powerless

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!