The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to be bad at everything

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to be invisible when singing

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to travel through time... at the speed of normal time.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!