The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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the power to in power your self

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!