The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!