The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to tell a joke with no moral. Moral: There is no moral.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!