The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to have a power.

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the power to become retarded

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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the ability to post here

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!