the power to hope you get a job at the mall because they laid everybody off and sent the jobs off somewhere cheap

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to create a unicorn online.

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The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

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The power to make yourself forget your life

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!