Read fortune cookies without opening them

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The useless power to write about useless powers...

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!