The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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The power to be -100% faster...

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to breath under lava

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to display emotions at will

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to make terrible puns and drink ketchup non-stop, otherwise known as being Sans.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!