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the power to reseal bottle caps
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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.
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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun
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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.
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The power to make yourself forget your life
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The ability to shrink your penis
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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache
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The power to have a invisible boat mobile
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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph
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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.
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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.
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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.
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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.
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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.
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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.
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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.
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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.
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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..
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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides
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The power to create another human
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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.
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The power to count to infinity.
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The power to understand that if you type or read at this section, then it is probably because it means something to you... Moral: That is almost a superpower... I mean wow pointless makes a point which is pointless, and a pointless point with a point is... anyway I just divided by infinite loop. Cant say that is far away from zero which by itself is basically a circle... Damn im good! (just for that final line im gonna get thumbed down, its worth it though.
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The power to have a power
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!