The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to control urine

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!