The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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the power to like charlie

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The power to science.

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!