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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.
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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.
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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.
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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.
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Power to develop diseases.
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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.
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The ability to not be Batman
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the immunity of death unless youre about to die
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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people
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The power to only be drunk while driving.
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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.
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The power to have a power.
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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.
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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.
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The power to become inverted background color.
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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle
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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.
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The power to fly when your touching the ground
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The power to eat your own face.
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Everything Hawkeye does
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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!
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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you
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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes
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The power to become a llama.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!