The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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A good Kisser

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to repel women.

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The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!