- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to grow your nails at will.

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to instantly kill yourself

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

The ability to crap, but only while being watched

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

the ability to grow trees in the desert

The power to think outside the bun.

The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

The power to slip on anything.

the power of being yourself

The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The power to see even though you can already see.

spontaneous ejaculation

The power to be a gamer

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

the power to grow stings out of your genitals

the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

The power to make you teeth yellower

Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

Pointless Super Powers