The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to be super jewish

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to smell poop

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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the power to hate nature

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to smell you poop after you flushed

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!