The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to resist Buzz Lightyear´s lazer beam, but only in real life

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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the power to fly while under water

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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the ability to be governor and have an Argentinian mistress

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!