The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to be powerless

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to beathe

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The power to have a power

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!