The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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the ability to stop writing ideas of points less super power.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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the power to pee and sneeze at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!