- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

To be able to commit a sexual offense but never get away with it

The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

the power to sleep through a prison rape

The power to fly but only when your in space.

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

the power tho vomit your poop.

The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

The power to not exercise.

The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

The power to shit bricks, uncontrollably.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

Doing a handstand with your feet

The power to fly while masturbating.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

Pointless Super Powers