the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the ability to post here

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to summon earthworms

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to make my own sandwich

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!