The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to die,but only if your alive!

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to lock open doors

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to give a **** about bigfoot

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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To point out that the superpower below was the power to type partially invisible sentences. Moral: I did not realize that most of you would find that too hard to understand, but thumb me up if you did... And thumb me up if you did not... (watches comment disappear in the minus 10000 comments section) Damn flashes of the future... Heck! Just thumb it up if you like it because you liked it... and leave it be if you do not... or else I will use my most evil superpower in the world: Ignorance... aka I will ignore it.

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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The power to troll.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!