The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power to ejaculate

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

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the power to disappear up your own asshole

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to smell like body odor at will

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!