The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to always hug people

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to have no power.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to see into the present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!