The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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the power to speak only in binary

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!