The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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Guys, it's over.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!