The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to like this power

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The power to look at Sun.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!