The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

The power to die.

Crap out everything you're allergic too

the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

Being a Spice Girl

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The power to think salmon.

The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

to make asians smart

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!