The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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the power to control urine

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the ability to post here

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!