the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to make dad jokes.

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Grass eating

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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the power to always hug people

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to understand any text written in interlingua.

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The power to watch tv

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!