- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

the power to make your nose longer by 5 centimeter on command

The power to have night vision during the day.

The power to slip on anything.

The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

the power to hate nature

The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

The ability to have a xredit card with no limit but not know the pin

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

Pointless Super Powers