The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to always hug people

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the power to shit bricks

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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A good Kisser

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!