The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power to eat your poop

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penis

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!