The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to be a woman

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The ability to go to hell.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to not be moral man. Moral: Your thumbs down cant hurt me! Are you a fucking ass? IM THE MORAL MAN BITCH!

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to kill yourself

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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Feeling people's depression.

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being black

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to become a fish for 10 hours on dry land

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The power to count to infinity.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!