Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!