The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to control dodos

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The power to have no powers

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to fly during 0,2 seconds.

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!