The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

The Power of Anti-Sex

The power to become yourself

The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

the power to hate Raymond, and like Chris.

The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

the power to in power your self

The power to make things invisible...to you.

See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

The power to take a s*** on people

The power to not move or do anything.... at all

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

The power to turn into a parking lot.

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

the power to see through my eye lids

The ability to eat anything except for food

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!