The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

The power to die when you use the letter e.

The power to kill yourself.

The power to see forever

The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

The ability to visually contract STD's

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

solar powered night-vision

The power to like any show

The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

The power to watch tv

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!