the power to write only the letter R

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The power to die but once

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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the power to shit bricks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!