the power to talk backwards

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to kill you self.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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power to fly when your underwater

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to change your mind

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the power to fart out of your penis

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!