The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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the power to fly while under water

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to die spontaneously, and have no one notice

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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Stop clapping

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power of Grayskull.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!