The power to be socially impenetrive.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!