The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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the power to control urine

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!