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being able to blow up and die
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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.
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The power to get anything for free but at a cost
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The power to read this text unless you can see it.
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The power to see through windows
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the power to glow in the dark during the day.
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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks
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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster
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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls
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The power to kill yourself.
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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.
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the power to finish an all you can eat
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The power to bleed on command
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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.
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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.
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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.
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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!
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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty
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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.
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the power to shit with your mouth
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The ability to fart like a zombie.
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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language
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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers
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The power to stand still for five hours
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!