The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to become yourself

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to sugar a limpet

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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the power to see through windows

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!