the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!