The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to develop a cancerous tumor anywhere in your body at any time you want.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power to turn load noises into cake

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The power to summon earthworms

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The ability to yell through your nose

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to watch tv

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!