Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to communicate with earthworms.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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the power to eject into the sky only when you dont have a parachute

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to grow new teeth.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!