The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to uncontrollably poop, pee, barf, & sneeze at the same time, indefinitely (can't pause power once started).

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The power to get your comment 1st

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut

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The power to have no powers

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to stop masturbating every day

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to make fires bigger, but cant control them

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!