- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to smell sounds

The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

A healing punch

The ability to breath, but only in space.

The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

The power to make yourself deaf.

The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

The power to lock open doors

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The power to fly into the sun.

The power to be writing a pointless superpower on a website about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

Pointless Super Powers