The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to open doors that are already open

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!