The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to lick your elbow.

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the power to be phone

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to shed hair

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to see the present.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!