The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!