The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power of your girlfriend's will

thumb_up thumb_down +24

the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to get foot-boners

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to die

thumb_up thumb_down +16

the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to summon a lamp... Once.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

thumb_up thumb_down +16

The power to control facial hair of women.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

the power two become drunk at anytime

thumb_up thumb_down +8

I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

the power to speak only in binary

thumb_up thumb_down +4

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to speak in cursive

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The power to pick thing up with your feet

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!