the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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the power to go on this website

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the ability to post here

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to kill every thing you see but you have to be high and drunk and naked at the same time

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!