- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The power to see who is writing these powers

The power to vote in a communist state.

the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

The power to turn any edible object brown.

The power to not see ads

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The power to f*ck yourself

The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

The ability to breathe naturally while thinking about breathing

The power to do nothing

The power to know that Han Solo dies

The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

The power to fail every time you try to do something

The power to see through air.

the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

The power to fly, but only when pigs do

Pointless Super Powers