Tits for a guy.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to summon fire with a lighter

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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to make asians smart

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The Ability to remove your penis and grow a new one. the old penis will grow roots and become a penis tree. A lovely addition to any home.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!