The ability to walk slower than everyone else

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!