the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

the ability to smell sounds

Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

The power to communicate with dandelions.

the power to fail

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The ability to see through glass

The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

The power to poop and pee at the same time

the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The ability to not finish sen...

The power to snore inhumanly loud

The power to eat anything that is from a plant

the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

Swiss army teeth.

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

the pouwer giv mee gramr

The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!