- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

The power to not hear thunder.

The power to turn cake into poop.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

The power to make fish drown.

The power to have the biggest boner ever in the middle of a presentation.

The power to see through bones.

The power to have a stroke at will.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

A good Kisser

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

Pointless Super Powers