The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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anything Aquaman does

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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Guys, it's over.

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The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to look at Sun.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!