The power to die in one second

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The power to get older every second

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black people

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power to move 7% faster.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!