The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to die using only your mind.

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the power to shit out of your nose

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to give people std's during intercourse

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to make police appear whilst speeding.

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!