The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power of making toast land butter-side up

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!