The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The Power to Combust

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the power to see with your eyes open

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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Taekwondo

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!