- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to mind reeds

The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

The Power to Combust

the power to know what time is not

the ability to walk half through a brick wall

The power to cook bad meals.

The power to like any show

The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

The ability to lactate air.

To pee standing up.

to change what time it is 1 time per week

The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

the ability to smell sounds

The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

the power to fail

The power to communicate with dandelions.

The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

Pointless Super Powers