The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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the power to sleep during day

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to write about power.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!