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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.
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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.
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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand
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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!
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The power to live until you die.
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the power to read and agree with the terms of service
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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.
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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter
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The ability to understand women!!
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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish
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the ability to pee in your own butt.
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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.
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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.
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The power to run at walk speeds.
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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped
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The ability to not talk.
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The power to fall unconscious at will.
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The power to levitate birds with your mind.
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The power to give yourself a sinus infection
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The power to take away powers but only your own.
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The power to lick your elbow.
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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books
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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.
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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!