The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to fart mace

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power of reanimating dead insects

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The ability to levitate, but only when you're defecating.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!