- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power make tomatoes turn green.

the power to be phone

The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

The power of micro penis.

The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

The power to look through glass.

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

The power to fly, but only on the moon

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

the power to smack the hair off someones head.

The ability to create pointless super powers

The power to predict yesterday's weather

The power to be dead

the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

Pointless Super Powers