The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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the power to instantly die

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!