THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to speak in cursive

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to fly inside of airplanes

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!