The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to explode upon contact with glass.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!