THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to wear the same clothes every day without them getting dirty.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to be never need to use the bathroom

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to jump face first

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The ability to de-carbonate soda

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!