- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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the power to slightly darken the color of tree bark upon touch

The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

The power to mentally control tapeworms.

the power to get blood clots

To have the ability to piss off the police

The ability to find objects in the last place you look

The power to change the color of your piss

Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

The power to see oxygen.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to be afraid of horses.

The power to close your nose

the power to be invisible when sleep.

The power to see through windows

The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

Pointless Super Powers