The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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To have the ability to piss off the police

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to see oxygen.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power of HONOR AND LOVE! Moral: it wont make you honorable, or lovable by the way.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to not get shit dick

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to write about power.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!