The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power to see through water.

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the power to not have a power

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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The power to pee out blue

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the power to regenerate but only if your not hurt in any way

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!