The power to grow new teeth.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to make it impossible to have powers

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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the power to charge your phone anywhere, but only when its fully charged.

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The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!