the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to predict the present

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The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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boo

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to shed hair

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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the power to have a dick in the box

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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the ability to post here

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!