- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

The power to play a flute with your ass

The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

The ability to know everything and get anything you want, but you must poop out a poop the size of a horse.

The ability to see through invisibility.

the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

The power to think of a pointless superpower

The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

The power to wake up and live through school....

The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

Pointless Super Powers