The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to have children fully grown

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!