The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power to search pointless super powers when you could be doing something useful

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to do nothing

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!