The power of licking your own elbow and nose

The power to have a %90 chance of dying every single second.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to teleport to anywhere in the known universe, but not be able to teleport back

Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

The power to not have this superpower

The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

The power to fly when you fart

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to change your mind

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!