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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.
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The power to open any door with no lock on it.
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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.
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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.
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the power to get really mad.
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the power to convert farts into burps.
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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng
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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.
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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes
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The power to change lemonade into lemons.
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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.
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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes
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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.
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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.
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The power to conjure chairs at will.
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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.
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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.
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The power to give yourself cancer
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The ability to know when men have erections
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The power to speak in cursive
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The power to turn into a laptop forever
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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.
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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick
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The super pow.er to die at will
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!