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The power to be a normal human
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the power to make your nipples dissappear
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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.
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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.
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The power to display emotions at will
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The power to a nokia phone.
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The power to wet yourself at will.
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the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are
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the power of reanimating dead insects
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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way
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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.
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Crap out everything you're allergic too
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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you
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The ability to recognize any meme at will.
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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.
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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room
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The power to see through windows
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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.
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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.
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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....
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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.
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the ability to die without any control
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The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom
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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!