The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

the power to get blood clots

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

The power to smile uncontrollably.

The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

the power to have diarrhea at any time

The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

the power make tomatoes turn green.

The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!