The power to kill you self.

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The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to die.

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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THE POWER TO SHOW HOW SERIOUS YOU ARE VIA CAPITALIZATION

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The ability to clean

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!