- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

the power to herd cats

The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

The powr too not bee abal too tipe

The power to science.

power to permanently shrink one eye.

the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

Invincibility, but you feel twice as much pain to everything

Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

The power to talk to people miles away.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

Feeling people's depression.

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

Pointless Super Powers