the power to always hug people

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The epic power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to poke

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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Immunity to curable diseases.

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!