The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The power to die at will

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

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The power to vote for Hillary Clinton and be happy with the decision that you made.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!